Well, the day started off rather creepily. Me and my bro were walking past liang seah street. Its a street opposite bugis. Well, we saw at a nearby coffeeshop, there was a group of women sitting at a table. They were mumbling something within themselves, before signalling us nearer.Well, in all friendliness, we went. We heard them speaking Thai. Yes, we know abit of Thai. But thats not the weird part. Listen (or read, whatever) closely. The closer we got, we noticed something wasn't right. Like Spiderman's spider sense, our gut churned and we started to notice something was not normal. The women, were well-built. I mean Arnold Schwarzenegger built. They had broad shoulders.
'Oh, F*** this' went my bro.
'Shit, are they ?'
' Oh F*** yea.'
' What the...'
And we heard them in their deep, manly voices.( In case you are still clueless to what they are, THEY ARE FREAKING TRANNIES!!!)[In case you don't know what are tranies, THEY ARE FREAKING TRANSVETITES!!]{In case you don't know what those are, THEY ARE MEN!! MEN!! MEN WHO BECAME WOMEN!!!} ok, so we creeped out...

Whatever they said to us will not be revealed on this blog, for children may be reading it. :)

Well, I shan't re-live that horrible moment again. BUT IT'S JUST SOO DAMN DISGUSTING!!!! OMG!!! AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

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ok.. that's better.(:

Well, later we headed down to my cousin's place for her birthday.Got her a black little pig. or little black pig, whatever. Happy Birthday Celeste!
Well, I thought i could meet up with everyone. but alot of them didn't turn up. Well, life's like that, they've grown up and moved on. It's high time we follow suit. Anyway, I doubt Michelle will read my blog, so if you're reading this, well, you know my blog. haha. So, we were playing with Michelle's boyfriend.Ben. The very fact she has a boyfriend, show's that we're really growing up. :) Well, anyway we did the usual soccer and some basketball, before crapping. It was fun, it wasn't different(At least, I hope.).

Well, thats it for this edition of Derrick & life.
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Cheerio.